If they pay you peanuts, act like a monkey, But If they pay you well knuckle down and work hard

Remember graduating from a government scheme and being told if they pay you peanuts work like a monkey.

He was an ex-punk who had grown his hair out to get a job.

At first, I couldn’t do this as I had been brought up to be a good person and a hard worker.

Then I got it.

Henry Higgins the male chauvinist pig started singing an out-of-tune song as he did the shoe shine shuffle in top hat and tails.

I had to do another course in government to fully grasp if they pay you peanuts work like a monkey.

Found out I was a natural clown.

Also learned how to read jargonese.

Transferable skills

These skills were essential as a supply teacher in secondary school teaching.

Getting down with the kids was the easiest way to make a decent amount of money ever.

Have to say I still preferred working hard in good schools and mainly doing repeat work in my favourite schools of choice.

Remember to switch back to working hard when they pay you properly again or you get a better-paid job

Just thought I’d put this out there as my contribution to a brighter future. I ended up in a situation where I became a pastiche of a monkey. It went too far and it morphed into a knuckle dragger.

At first, it was really enjoyable, but it went on for so long it became hard to break out of it.

It achieved what it set out to do catastrophically, but then I realised I had to start the process of rebuilding who I was and what I really wanted to be.

I’m only just starting to remember.

Conclusion

Hope this helps anyone surviving the current work/life situation. Only just discovered what has been going on in the workplace ~ disgusting.

Hope this underground of monkeys has achieved their goal. Not as bothered I haven’t received product anymore now I have finally worked out what has been going on.

I always say I’m not intellectual but I’m not stupid either.

Just thought I’d add the other part of the saying.

The ex-punk also said if they pay you well, get your head down and do a good day’s work for a good day’s pay.

This will lead to better pay, more work, and job promotions.

Feel better after 1 Mcdonald lowest fat burger and 1 burger without the bun. (another diet idea from when the fitness industry worked).

Therefore, sending out loads of light and love to everyone today!!!!