If you are 'Miss Kitty'
The heavy makeup look of post covid 2023, probably won’t suit you.
I used to be French Kitty
(not sure what is going on with French kitty?)
The classic French way of doing makeup may suit you better.
It is really simple as well, so for your first makeup look since COVID-19 the french kitty look might be for you.
Either wear a red lip and hardly any eye makeup except eyeliner, mascara and eyebrow pencil.
Madonna wearing the classic French red lip look
Or wear smoky eye makeup but with neutral lipstick like pale pink, beige, or soft coral.
Sophia Loren wearing a smoky cat eye with soft lipstick
Heavy eye makeup with a neutral lip.
These looks balance out the makeup so it suits your face shape.
It just works so much better than doing both together if you are a feline girl or woman in the kitty cat club.
Wearing heavy eyeshadow and heavy lipstick suits the full face better
Not exactly sure what a full face is, but found this at teen vogue
teenvogue.com/story/no-blend-challenge-vlogger
The first go I had at wearing makeup again, I tried the heavy black eyeliner and looked terrible, I wore a red lip and smoky eye.āLooked a bit bold on me.āHad to wipe most of it off, Was fun anyway, haven’t worn makeup since as sent for an order of all my old products that have dried up.
Would have done the gym look but my neutral lipliner has dried hard.
Great look for wearing makeup for the first time since COVID-19 and over Christmas, you even wake up with your makeup on the next day ~ naughty but nice!!!
If your lip liners have dried up and you can't purchase a new one due to shoddy post covid marketing and sales
Instead of neutral lipliner, I used a fancy dress trick so it sort of worked.
Use black eyeliner as a lip liner with red, wine, burgundy or brown lipstick.
I smudged the black lipliner a bit so it didn’t look like a Halloween look.āBlend it inwards and over your lip as much as possible, leaving a soft black outline around your lips.āThen fill in with lipstick.
For an evening look you can have a bold black lip line around the red lipstick.āLooks really vampy like Preying Mantis.āYou just need the red or black velvet dress for slim-build women to go with it.
Opt for a Halloween look at Christmas.āBritish people see this as just vampy and wear it all year round.āIf people say you look like Halloween they are probably just ill-mannered children with big mouths that need disciplining.
Once you get started you will be allright.
Just remember to do it with simple eye makeup, unless you have a full face.
Even if you aren’t ready for photographs, just opening up your makeup bag and putting some of it on makes you feel feminine again.
I had to order a truckload of makeup as a lot of mine has gone off or dried up, but the eyeliner was all right.āAlso the lipstick.āNeed face powder in matt and lip liner.āThe only problem is it hasn’t been delivered?
When I was a teenager I used talcum powder as face powder and dry shampoo.āIt actually worked fairly well and backcombed well.
You might have some glitter around somewhere as well, put a little on and treat yourself.āYou will feel playful and be ready for a glam and glittery nostalgic Christmas.
You could try doing the Abba look properly so it doesn’t look like a fancy dress party.āNo offence to drag queens as I love them, but hope they won’t mind me telling you their secret, they wear so much makeup because they are trying to make themselves look like Agnetha, Miss Kitty, so if you look like her and do the drag look,you are defeating the point.āTo be honest it would be nice if they supported little Miss Kitties and helped them see this,(they usually have done in my case, really grateful to the ones I have me),āWe could all get our lives back if we worked together.
Agnethas makeup is actually really soft and pretty.āIt is the soft coral lip with soft blue eyeshadow and small eyebrows!!!! I have those as well.
You will need lipgloss for this, you might still have some somewhere.āLove her eyeliner as well.āThis suits Miss Kitty as it is soft and feminine.
Chanel your own inner self, instead of other peoples.
Find the child inside and your playful side.āLet your memories come back of who you really are and forget the rubbish advertising that fails to relate.
Kick back now
Miss Piggy says you have to!!!
hiyah!!!
Wear some wedges like Miss Piggy if you are not ready for heels, they will be easier to wear and dance in, but give you height and femininity.
Put some nail varnish on and feel wonderful.āJust need to think of a backdrop and pose for a nail-varnish photograph.āNever done one of those, think you hold the nail varnish as well.āMine is Barry M, high voltage from summer.
Hope you have managed a Christmas haul and found some dresses and makeup.āIt doesn’t have to be perfect.āOften impromptu celebrations are the most fun anyway!!!
We ended up with an m and s ready meal chicken dinner.ā
If I’m honest, quite relieved I don’t have to cook one of those weird chickens again.
We just fill trays up with potatoes, veg, brussel sprouts, paxo, and Aunt Bessie’s Yorkshire puddings.āThen we make extra gravy with Bisto.āHad to do this for Christmas before once.āThat year we got Chambord as well.
Then finish with famous names or after eights and a coffee and liquer.
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Hope this helps!!!
The first time we did this sort of Christmas we actually had a nice time and realised we were lucky we were nice people and had each other, as opposed to the evil nasty woman of ill repute who had done it to us.āShe was being used and obviously wasn’t being cared for by anyone.
Enjoy your Christmas Eve and enjoy your Christmas haul, hope you get a chicken or turkey or at least something, I’ve got an M and S pina colada so far, and hopefully some co-op wine and gin today!!!!
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